SERIOUS SAM


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SHORT GAMES REVIEW

As a games journalist i present to you my very important opinion on Seirous Sam, a video game series from the AAA indie developers from country Europe, Croteam.

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[ ] srs sam lol Anonymous 04/01/21(Thu)22:01:30 No.1 [1] [Reply] v

>be me
>love playing DOOM (played a lot)
>one day: want to shoot alien bastards
>no aliens irl
>cry
>dont like duke nukem cuz american propaganda nshit
>cry
>dont want DOOM because played for over 5000 hours
>cry
>i fidn out about Serious Sam
>game has similar weapons as doom
>game requires skill like doom
>game online play is dead like doom 
>game requires holding s key (similar to doom's a and d)
>can spend entire night playing because its fun (same as doom)
>can drown my sorrow (like in doom)
>tfw when it's same as DOOM but not really

literally best game i have ever played
why people not talk about serious sam more often?

[ ] Anonymous 04/01/21(Thu)22:10:08 No.2 [1] [Reply] v >>1 kys op.

here is an indepth review of each game, including ones not made by Croteam... presented in a table!

game review score
>MAIN GAME SERIES
Serious Sam Classic: The First EncounterGOOD
Serious Sam Classic: The Second EncounterGOOD
Serious Sam Classic: RevolutionFUN
Serious Sam HD: The First EncounterGOOD GRAPHICS
Serious Sam HD: The Second EncounterGOOD GRAPHICS
Serious Sam HD: RevolutionDOESN'T EXIST
Serious Sam Fusion 2017DOES EXIST
Serious Sam 2DEVELOPERS ON DRUGS
Serious Sam 3VERY GOOD FUN
Serious Sam 4CANT BLOODY RUN ON PC
>SIDE GAMES
Serious Sam: The Random EncounterNO BRAIN
Serious Sam Double DCOOL
Serious Sam Bogus DetourGOO
Serious Sam Greek EncounterWHAT?
Serious Sam: TormentalUNITY
(cheers) Hope this helps you choose game! Cheers!)))

GAME IN ALL ITS ACTION GLORY>>>

These images of the game show what you can expect to see and experience when playing the game.

(screenshot 1)
FLYING EGYPTIAN BLOCKS OF SAND TO CRUSH ALIEN FORCES
(screenshot 2)
RIDE A MOTHERFUCKING BIKE (LIKE A BOSS)
(screenshot 3)
BURN CORPSES AND SKELETONS
(screenshot 4)
GIANT ROBOTS )(HOLy FUCKING SHIT!!!)
(screenshot 5)
KILLING BIG RED BADDIES
(screenshot 6)
NOT KILLING SMOLL RED BADDIES
(screenshot 7)
TALK WITH TOM ABOUT HIS NEWEST ADVENTURE INTO PYRAMIDS
(screenshot 8)
PLAY QUIDDITCH... WITH A BLOODY ARWING!!!
(screenshot 9)
HORSE
(screenshot 10)
DEEP LORE
(screenshot 11)
GET DRUNK PLAYING WHOLE NIGHT
(screenshot 12)
DISCUSS WITH FRIENDS IN ORDERLY FASION
(screenshot 13)
GET SPOOKED!
(screenshot 14)
DUEL
(screenshot 15)
COLLECTIVELY ANNIHILATE A DOOR
(screenshot 16)
QUESTION LIFE ITSELF
(screenshot 17)
MEET NEW FRIENDS^^
(screenshot 20)
RIDE A TRAIN IN THE DESERT :O
(screenshot 22)
PLAY BOMBERMAN!!!
(screenshot 23)
FUCK!
(screenshot 18)
ULTIMATELY, DIE :(
(screenshot 19)
BUT BE HAPPY, BECAUSE IT HAPPENED! :) :DD


ART & ILLUSTRATIONS>>>

(illustration 1)
REPTILOID <))RAWRRR!
(illustration 2)
THATS A LOT OF BULL